Quem nunca ouviu falar ou até já viu ou até já comeu uma farturinha na Costa Nova, na Feira de Março ou em qualquer outro ponto do país? Pois é , encontro-me hoje aqui para falar do Mundo das Barracas das Farturas (!)....
- Farturas Tony
- Farturas Diana
- Américo, o Rei das Farturas/Cachorros Quentes
- Farturas Simões e Filhos
Bom... tudo isto são nomes de varias barraquinhas ja conhecidas pelo público
Meus amigos ... para quem não sabe o que se passa lá dentro.. eu vou passo explicar...
Na Barraca das Farturas Tony(local onde realizei a minha investigação) utilizava-se uma modesta senhora de avental branco coberto de molhos cuja capacidade dietética deixa muito a desejar.. e que se expressava da seguinte maneira:
« Quer Fartura ou Churro hãn ? »
Depois, ao lado da frigideira encontrava-se um senhor com pouco mais de metro e meio com bigode farfalhudo (daqueles que fazem aquelas curvas) para cima de 100kilos ( barriguinha de cerveja bem visivel a olho nu do espaço)... que certamente seria o Chefe do estabelecimento.. ou seja o Sr.Tony
A seguir ainda podemos contemplar um segundo empregado.. adolescente.. 14/19 anos.. com bigode e como podes vislumbrar apenas adiciona a porcaria do recheio(digamos, sabe-se lá o que é); recheio esse que engordaria num abrir e fechar de olhos o mais magro dos magros... ( é um facto)
E para que a nossa fartura saiba melhor.. quando esta nos é entregue por este individuo.. ele ladra o seguinte : " é um euro (ler-se euro com EU de EU sou grande) e binte faça o favor " com aquele hálito moribundo a mortadela e fiambre do Auchan...
E para culminar temos duas músicas de fundo:
- Uma possui um Rádio (já também com os seus detritos de fartura) que toca a Rádio de Idanha-a-Nova que por acaso só passa três grupos musicais: Nel Monteiro, Tony Carreira (Mickael também) e Santamaria(esse quarteto que fez furor por volta de 1998/1999 com o " hit single " " Falésia do Amor "
- E depois temos o outro som de fundo o Gerador da Barraca... aquele ronronar ensurdecedor só para o ambiente ficar mais acolhedor...
Quem quiser comer uma farturinha mas não reconhecer as barracas basta pesquisar por umas " roullotes " se assim lhes podemos chamar muito mal estacionadas e que possuem tres individuos (ja mencionados acima) a trabalhar..
Artigo de Investigação por Zé Malone
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Vá la vere... isso é porque ainda n foste a sevilla assistir à dupla de fartura " Carlos & José ". Esqueceste-te de mencionar a consequência de usufruir de tal gula ..a famosa caganeira.
Um bom post sim senhor, há que alertar a população relativamente ás barracas de fartura.
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é por causa de pessoas como você, que as coisas tradicionais estão a acabar.
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